Smashed #9

The UK's restaurant scene digested

In 2024, it’s predicted that 80 per cent of all food in restaurants will be served on skewers. Customers are shunning food not served on skewers because they can no longer be arsed to pick up a knife and fork. ‘Customers can no longer be arsed to pick up a knife and fork,’ said one chef we spoke to who wished to remain anonymous, mainly because they don…